So the school break is over here in Scotland, ensuring that my son would return to school with out too much of a show; asked him to behave prior to my returning to work.

At 6 I wonder whether is Sponge Bob or Bart who influences him the most?

His reply is, "Wasted that is what my life is, wasted with school there is so much more too life".

Oh well he may not be an academic but it appears he is a quick learner.