THIS  ONE IS FUNNY!
  
    
Better than  a Flu Shot!
Miss B
Miss  Beatrice,

the  church organist,
Was in her  eighties
and had never been married.
She  was admired for her sweetness  
and kindness to all.
One  afternoon the pastor
came to  call on her and she showed him into her quaint  sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat  while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a  
glass  bowl
sitting on top of  it.
The  bowl was filled
with water,  
and in the water  
floated,  of all things, a condom!
When  she returned
with tea and  scones,
they  began to chat.
The  pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
about  the bowl of water and its strange floater, but  soon it got the better of him and  he  could no longer resist  
'Miss Beatrice', he  said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about  this?'
Pointing to the bowl.  
'Oh, yes,' she replied,  
'isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the Park a few months ago
and I found this little package  
on the ground.
The directions said  
to place it on the organ,
keep it  wet and that it would prevent the spread of  disease.
Do you know
I  haven't had the flu
all winter.'